The difference between education and know-how is that one you pay for, the other you charge for.

A vacation trip is one-third pleasure, fondly remembered, and two-thirds aggravation, entirely forgotten.

Politicians don't lie, they misspeak. And they don't steal, they mispocket.

Sometimes it is the person closest to us who must travel the furthest distance to be our friend.

Sometimes, as practice for trying to convince myself that God exists, I try to convince my shadow that the sun exists.

There comes a morning in life when you wake up a new person; that is to say, you wake up the same person but you realize it's your own fault.

Of what use to get what you want if you must become someone else to get it.