Conspicuously absent from the Ten Commandments is any obligation of parent to child. We must suppose that God felt it unnecessary to command by law what He had ensured by love.

Be thoughtful of others and you will not be shy, for they are incompatible addictions.

I complain that the years fly past, but then I look in a mirror and see that very few of them actually got past.

I look back on the time I've wasted, and I'm just glad I wasted it while I still had the chance.

As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, "You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do"

The wedding is where two people become one. The marriage is where they decide which one.

A family is a bunch of people who keep confusing you with someone you were as a kid.