We realize we can't have everything, and so begins the mad dash to have everything else.

Life is a vale of tears in which there are moments you just can't stop giggling.

Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane.

My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.

You get to an age when there are really just two reasons to get up in the morning — for goodness sake and for heaven's sake.

No matter how reclusive we tend to be, we picture the after-life as a community of souls. It is one thing to seek privacy in this life; it is another to face eternity alone.

What a blessing to be alone with your thoughts when so many are alone with their inability to think.