One of life's regrets is that you didn't always tell the truth, and now it's too late, because the truth has changed.

If I had it to do again, I'd ask more questions and interrupt fewer answers.

Be thoughtful of others and you will not be shy, for they are incompatible addictions.

According to science, the universe began as a swirl of gas that, as it cooled, spun off the Ten Commandments.

It's like this. Father Time keeps pitching the years at us. We swing and miss at a few. We hit a few out of the park. We try not to take any called strikes.

A watched child never learns.

I believe in animal rights, and high among them is the right to the gentle stroke of a human hand.