Sometimes I think my life would make a great TV movie. It even has the part where they say, "Stand by. We are experiencing temporary difficulties.

It's annoying to be disapproved of by people who know only half the story, especially when you're not sure which half they know.

Dancing is moving to the music without stepping on anyone's toes, pretty much the same as life.

Looking back, you realize that everything would have explained itself if you had only stopped interrupting.

Love is at first a set of delusions, which, as time goes by, are discarded like training wheels, and you love truly.

It is possible at any age to discover a lifelong desire you never knew you had.

If I had my life to live over, I'd have fewer meetings and more rendezvous.