Sometimes I think my life would make a great TV movie. It even has the part where they say, "Stand by. We are experiencing temporary difficulties.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

A man finds love and is satisfied. A woman finds love and insists on turning it into happiness.

All any child needs is the protection of loving parents and an alternative source of information.

To find someone who will love you through success and failure is to discover how little life has to do with either.

If an artist has talent, he needs no other critic.

What you don't realize as a kid is that if your parents are always going to be there for you, they aren't going to be somewhere else doing exciting and glamorous things.