Sometimes I think my life would make a great TV movie. It even has the part where they say, "Stand by. We are experiencing temporary difficulties.

The most valuable lesson man has learned from his dog is to kick a few blades of grass over it and move on.

How often in life we complete a task that was beyond the capability of the person we were when we started it.

Words from the past: "It's a clever idea, Mr. Bell, but don't wire us, we'll wire you.

A lover's quarrel is always about every quarrel you ever had.

Sometimes, to pursue a new idea, the artist must forfeit his deposit on an old idea.

I believe in animal rights, and high among them is the right to the gentle stroke of a human hand.