Sometimes I think my life would make a great TV movie. It even has the part where they say, "Stand by. We are experiencing temporary difficulties.

If Creation were a crime, would not God be the prime suspect?

Life becomes easier when learn to accept the apology you never got.

The trouble with learning to parent on the job is that your child is the teacher.

You never have a friend all figured out. Just when you think you know what makes them tick, they tock.

Life starts out as partly destiny and partly free will, but then you have kids, and it's all destiny.

Ah, yes, my social life — a series of encounters where we briefly debate who is in the greater rush.