Life is a brief opportunity to do something prehumously.

The secret to happiness is to put the burden of proof on unhappiness.

The object of most prayers is to wangle an advance on good intentions.

We never give up wanting things for ourselves, but there comes a day when what we want for ourselves is someone else's happiness.

Through sources, we have obtained the following alien assessment of the human species: The male wants to be valued for what he pretends to be. The female wants to be overvalued for what she truly is.

Seeking happiness, I passed many travelers headed in the opposite direction, seeking happiness.

Yes, I believe in guardian angels, because otherwise I must believe that life is a string of death-defying miracles - and I don't believe in miracles.