We lack resolve and blame fate, mistaking the drift for the tides.

I like friends who, when you tell them you need a moment alone, know enough not to stray too far.

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead.

There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a pencilling

Since the majority is always wrong, might we try one election day where all the losers take office?

As a man, I've learned that there is nothing easier in married life than pleasing your wife with your cooking.

I've learned never to be surprised if what must inevitably happen happens right now.