A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to.

Most people would rather defend to the death your right to say it than listen to it.

Sometimes I wonder — if I were drop-dead handsome, and every woman I met actually dropped dead, would I ever get tired of it?

An old dog, even more than an old spouse, always feels like doing what you feel like doing.

What you discover about people you try not to offend is that you can offend them without trying.

What is reality but the dreamworld of a limited imagination.

Man is rated the highest animal, at least among all animals who returned the questionnaire.