If you're anything like me there are days when you're convinced you know more than everyone around you. Which is often confirmed by your interactions with people.

But I think Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang really got that thing where, if a movie reads really funny and then has some dramatic or violent or sinister stuff in it, you can't forget that primarily it has to be even funnier than you read it or that other stuff doesn't work.

Im thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, Why stop at one? I don't like being limited in that way. Therefore, I'm considering a platton of monkeys, so that people will look at me and see how mellow and well-adjusted I am compared to these monkeys throwing feces around.

To me, friendship means loving tolerance.

The higher the stakes, the happier I am, the better I will be.

I walk by studio heads and they actually look and put their hand out now, like maybe I should be on their radar.

My old man had a philosophy: peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy.