I guess the issue for me is to keep things dynamic.

I'm not 40 yet. I wouldn't even bother comparing myself to Chaplin.

I, personally, would be shocked if we went to the end of the tape now and I didn't have at least one... Look, even if I don't get one directly, eventually they're just going to have to give me one when I get old. So no matter how you slice it, I'm getting one.

The higher the stakes, the happier I am, the better I will be.

You know, when you're part of a comedic duo, you can take breaks. It's kind of like having a partner that is good with a kid.

Do I want to be a hero to my son? No. I would like to be a very real human being. That's hard enough.

McDonald's being the official restaurant of the Olympics is like smoking being the official medicine of cancer.