The only difference between us and the animals is our ability to accessorize!
Oh, honey, God don't care which church you go, long as you show up!
smile, It increases your face value
Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly.
...then we went skinny dippin' and did things that frighten the fish... Character, Shelby Eatonton, from the movie, Steel Magnolias.
Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion." (Truvey Jones)