Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion." (Truvey Jones)

...then we went skinny dippin' and did things that frighten the fish... Character, Shelby Eatonton, from the movie, Steel Magnolias.

The only difference between us and the animals is our ability to accessorize!

The New York Times credited me with the rediscovery and revival of red velvet cake. I consider this as one of my great life achievements.

smile, It increases your face value

Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly.

Oh, honey, God don't care which church you go, long as you show up!