Oh, honey, God don't care which church you go, long as you show up!
smile, It increases your face value
The only difference between us and the animals is our ability to accessorize!
The New York Times credited me with the rediscovery and revival of red velvet cake. I consider this as one of my great life achievements.
I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful, than a lifetime of nothing special.
...then we went skinny dippin' and did things that frighten the fish... Character, Shelby Eatonton, from the movie, Steel Magnolias.