Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly.
Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion." (Truvey Jones)
Oh, honey, God don't care which church you go, long as you show up!
I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful, than a lifetime of nothing special.
The New York Times credited me with the rediscovery and revival of red velvet cake. I consider this as one of my great life achievements.
...then we went skinny dippin' and did things that frighten the fish... Character, Shelby Eatonton, from the movie, Steel Magnolias.