Oh, honey, God don't care which church you go, long as you show up!

I firmly believe in and support everyone's right to freedom of artistic expression. STEEL MAGNOLIAS is my artistic expression, and it is my right to say that its female characters be portrayed by women. The concept of a play set in a beauty parlor where men portray women is a terrific idea. If that is someone's artistic expression, I encourage them to write their own play as soon as possible.

I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful, than a lifetime of nothing special.

The only difference between us and the animals is our ability to accessorize!

Oh, honey, God don't care which church you go, long as you show up!

Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly.

I just sat there. I just held Shelby's hand. There was no noise, no tremble, just peace. Oh god. I realize as a woman how lucky I am. I was there when that wonderful creature drifted into my life and I was there when she drifted out. It was the most precious moment of my life.