Oh, honey, God don't care which church you go, long as you show up!

I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful, than a lifetime of nothing special.

...then we went skinny dippin' and did things that frighten the fish... Character, Shelby Eatonton, from the movie, Steel Magnolias.

Oh, honey, God don't care which church you go, long as you show up!

Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly.

I firmly believe in and support everyone's right to freedom of artistic expression. STEEL MAGNOLIAS is my artistic expression, and it is my right to say that its female characters be portrayed by women. The concept of a play set in a beauty parlor where men portray women is a terrific idea. If that is someone's artistic expression, I encourage them to write their own play as soon as possible.

The only difference between us and the animals is our ability to accessorize!