smile, It increases your face value

Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly.

I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful, than a lifetime of nothing special.

The only difference between us and the animals is our ability to accessorize!

I just sat there. I just held Shelby's hand. There was no noise, no tremble, just peace. Oh god. I realize as a woman how lucky I am. I was there when that wonderful creature drifted into my life and I was there when she drifted out. It was the most precious moment of my life.

The New York Times credited me with the rediscovery and revival of red velvet cake. I consider this as one of my great life achievements.

...then we went skinny dippin' and did things that frighten the fish... Character, Shelby Eatonton, from the movie, Steel Magnolias.