I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful, than a lifetime of nothing special.
The only difference between us and the animals is our ability to accessorize!
Oh, honey, God don't care which church you go, long as you show up!
smile, It increases your face value
Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly.
Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion." (Truvey Jones)