Oh, honey, God don't care which church you go, long as you show up!
The only difference between us and the animals is our ability to accessorize!
Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly.
The New York Times credited me with the rediscovery and revival of red velvet cake. I consider this as one of my great life achievements.
Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion." (Truvey Jones)
smile, It increases your face value