A party: one arrives long after it's started, and one's going to leave long before it's over.
A man who has his initials on his pyjamas must be uncertain of himself. Surely you should know who you are at bed time.
The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters.
To fall in love with yourself is the first secret to happiness.
The ball is man's most disastrous invention, not excluding the wheel.
It is a great help for a man to be in love with himself. For an actor, however, it is absolutely essential.