Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog.

We are articulate, but we are not particularly conversational. An Englishman won't talk for the sake of talking. He doesn't mind silence. But after the silence, he sometimes says something.

Beware of the conversationalist who adds "In other words."

When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of the mess I am in now, he thought for a long time, and I didn't care much for his answer. 'Yes,' he said. 'Death would help.'

Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog.

If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble to eat.

A man who has his initials on his pyjamas must be uncertain of himself. Surely you should know who you are at bed time.