A party: one arrives long after it's started, and one's going to leave long before it's over.
If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble to eat.
Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog.
If the critics were always right we should be in deep trouble.
To fall in love with yourself is the first secret to happiness.
I have little patience with anyone who is not self-satisfied. I am always pleased to see my friends, happy to be with my wife and family, but the high spot of every day is when I first catch a glimpse of myself in the shaving mirror.