If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble to eat.

Show me the man who has enjoyed his schooldays and I will show you a bully and a bore.

Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog.

I don’t work. I merely inflict myself on the public.

There is little to compare with the thrill of standing next to the creature in the winner's enclosure avoiding his hooves and receiving the congratulations of the press, your trainer and friends who backed it. What makes the experience so satisfying is that you, the owner, have had absolutely nothing to do with the horse winning.

It is a great help for a man to be in love with himself. For an actor, however, it is absolutely essential.

The ball is man's most disastrous invention, not excluding the wheel.