A man who has his initials on his pyjamas must be uncertain of himself. Surely you should know who you are at bed time.

It is a great help for a man to be in love with himself. For an actor, however, it is absolutely essential.

Every child should be placed on a doorstep to sell something. It's the best possible training for life.

I have little patience with anyone who is not self-satisfied. I am always pleased to see my friends, happy to be with my wife and family, but the high spot of every day is when I first catch a glimpse of myself in the shaving mirror.

If the critics were always right we should be in deep trouble.

Beware of the conversationalist who adds "In other words."

If in the paddock the owner is surrounded by a herd of young children, don't back his horse. But if the owner is accompanied by a beautiful lady, plunge to the hilt.