A man who has his initials on his pyjamas must be uncertain of himself. Surely you should know who you are at bed time.

To fall in love with yourself is the first secret to happiness.

It is a great help for a man to be in love with himself. For an actor, however, it is absolutely essential.

The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters.

A man who has his initials on his pyjamas must be uncertain of himself. Surely you should know who you are at bed time.

The French are a logical people, which is one reason the English dislike them so intensely. The other is that they own France, a country which we have always judged to be much too good for them.

If in the paddock the owner is surrounded by a herd of young children, don't back his horse. But if the owner is accompanied by a beautiful lady, plunge to the hilt.