Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog.
A party: one arrives long after it's started, and one's going to leave long before it's over.
If the critics were always right we should be in deep trouble.
To fall in love with yourself is the first secret to happiness.
If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble to eat.
The ball is man's most disastrous invention, not excluding the wheel.