The ball is man's most disastrous invention, not excluding the wheel.
If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble to eat.
I don’t work. I merely inflict myself on the public.
I have never willingly chased a ball.
I have little patience with anyone who is not self-satisfied. I am always pleased to see my friends, happy to be with my wife and family, but the high spot of every day is when I first catch a glimpse of myself in the shaving mirror.
Show me the man who has enjoyed his schooldays and I will show you a bully and a bore.