To fall in love with yourself is the first secret to happiness.
I have never willingly chased a ball.
Every child should be placed on a doorstep to sell something. It's the best possible training for life.
If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble to eat.
Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog.
I have little patience with anyone who is not self-satisfied. I am always pleased to see my friends, happy to be with my wife and family, but the high spot of every day is when I first catch a glimpse of myself in the shaving mirror.