I have never willingly chased a ball.
Show me the man who has enjoyed his schooldays and I will show you a bully and a bore.
Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog.
The ball is man's most disastrous invention, not excluding the wheel.
To fall in love with yourself is the first secret to happiness.
The French are a logical people, which is one reason the English dislike them so intensely. The other is that they own France, a country which we have always judged to be much too good for them.