If you have to have a policy manual, publish the 'Ten Commandments.'
It's a poor bureaucrat who can't stall a good idea until even its sponsor is relieved to see it dead and officially buried.
Due to budget cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, and then walk off with the watch.
Make every decision as if you owned the company.
Getting there isn't half the fun - it's all the fun.