Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'

Lance Armstrong pushes the envelope in terms of the human experience. You can have a personal best, you can push your own envelope. For Lance, the person pushing him is him. The only person he's competing with, I think, is himself. To push that limit to the next step. There's a lot to learn from him. Lots.

The idea of the industrial fishing affects everyone. Those factory ships play this game of hit and run with the international fishing limits, and somebody said it's like hunting squirrels with a bulldozer. They pull everything in and they are only looking for certain types of fish and everything else dies and they just throw it back. It's like chumming.

Make your life spectacular, I know I did.

I had my back waxed once by two women... and at one point they said, Do you mind if we take a break?

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

Women have so many levels. There's the physical level, which is a lot of fun. There's this emotional level, which is extremely mercurial.