Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." There were no agents then.

There's a time for daring and there's a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

It's frightening and exhilarating. It's like combat. Look at the metaphors: You kill when it works; you die when it doesn't.

Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'

Here's the best birth control in the whole world, if you really, if you have no pills, if you have no diaphragm, if you have no other form of contraception. Use it for ladies, if he comes at you with that little thing in his hand, just laugh at it. They can't deal with it, OK, it'll be gone.

Comedy is there to basically show us we fart, we laugh, to make us realize we still are part animal.