Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." There were no agents then.

You're still young. Being a true loser takes years of inaptitude

Men may have wars, but women have their period. Men go off and kill each other, but women say nasty things, which is even better.

There's this thing called freebasing. It's not free, it costs you your home. It should be called 'homebasing'.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

A woman wouldn't make a bomb that kills you. A woman would make a bomb that makes you feel bad for a while. That's why there should be a woman President. There'd never be any wars, just every twenty-eight days there'd be very intense negotiations.

Politically, I don't care what party you're from, offer a point of view and let's see what happens and really debate the issues rather than use personal attacks. Really talk about it, talk about immigration, talk about education, talk about pollution.