We were totally opposite - me coming from the West Coast and a junior college, and him [ Christopher Reeve] from the hard-core Ivy League. He used to be the studly studly of all studlies, and I was the little fool ferret boy.

She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other

Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole."

I always wanted to play a big, black man, but that would cost too much make-up.

Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.

I want everyone out there in TV land to touch the TV. Touch the back of the TV and get a shock for Jesus.