With a bike you go from zero to a hundred in terms of mobility.

There's no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.

Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.

Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: "You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light beer." Why not have a realistic beer commercial, with a realistic thing about beer, where someone goes, "It's 5:00 in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time."

I love doing live action movies, but there's a great job in doing animation, especially one with music.

"It's just literally being afraid. And you think, oh, [the alcohol] will ease the fear. And it doesn't." What was he afraid of? "Everything. It's just a general all-round arggghhh. It's fearfulness and anxiety." He added, "For that first week you lie to yourself, and tell yourself you can stop, and then your body kicks back and says, no, stop later. And then it took about three years, and finally you do stop."

Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing.