With a bike you go from zero to a hundred in terms of mobility.

You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you'll win, no matter what the outcome.

It is hard to find something where you can go off as much as I do in stand-up, but I think stand-up allows me that freedom where you can really go off and have a good time.

Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." There were no agents then.

Men may have wars, but women have their period. Men go off and kill each other, but women say nasty things, which is even better.

The idea of being a character who is kind of isolated, I can relate to that.

Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, 'Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.'