With a bike you go from zero to a hundred in terms of mobility.

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'

How much more can you give? Other than, literally, open-heart surgery onstage? Not much. But the only cure you have right now is the honesty of going, this is who you are. I know who I am.

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself.

If you're going to do a movie about the Village, it's pretty nice to shoot in the village and not be in Toronto.

Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds

I want everyone out there in TV land to touch the TV. Touch the back of the TV and get a shock for Jesus.