What's true in our minds is true, whether some people know it or not.

If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.

Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: "You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light beer." Why not have a realistic beer commercial, with a realistic thing about beer, where someone goes, "It's 5:00 in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time."

Sucking the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone.

Sometimes with a comedy it's just having the instinct of how real you play it and what level you want it.

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!

Incoming is not the thing you want to hear at Christmas.