Whenever a big white man picks up a banjo, my cheeks tighten.

I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?"

Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs

If I ever asked you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked a woman and been totally vulnerable.

On rides you see things that trigger ideas. And most the time it's just not doing anything but riding ... letting it all go.

Make your life spectacular, I know I did.