I was a serious method actor until I visited this site.
When the Williams sisters play tennis, it gets pretty hot. When they start grunting, I'm in.
Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.