Whenever a big white man picks up a banjo, my cheeks tighten.

Cable is not bound because people pay for it. It's literally a choice, that's the operative word. If you don't like the language, if cocksucker offends you, then turn it off.

There was an old, crazy dude who used to live a long time ago. His name was Lord Buckley. And he said, a long time ago, he said, 'People--they'r e kinda like flowers, and it's been a privilege walking in your garden.' My love goes with you.

I always wanted to play a big, black man, but that would cost too much make-up.

I have no desire to go anywhere near drugs. People say, "Aren't you tempted?" No, because of the ridiculousness of it.

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.

Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." There were no agents then.