Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, 'Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.'

When you create you get a little endorphin rush. Why do you think Einstein looked like that?

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!

In the dictionary under redundant it says see redundant.

When I was growing up they used to say, "Robin, drugs can kill you." Now that I'm 58 my doctor's telling me, "Robin, you need drugs to live." I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.

Cable is not bound because people pay for it. It's literally a choice, that's the operative word. If you don't like the language, if cocksucker offends you, then turn it off.