Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, 'Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.'

There's this thing called freebasing. It's not free, it costs you your home. It should be called 'homebasing'.

If you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? Carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary.

Canadian money is also called the loony. How can you take an economic crisis seriously?

Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing.

I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.

I always wanted to play a big, black man, but that would cost too much make-up.