Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

I was once on a German talk show, and this woman said to me, 'Mr. Williams, why do you think there is not so much comedy in Germany?' And I said, 'Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?'

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

The first time I ate organic whole-grain bread I swear it tasted like roofing material.

We are surrounded by a lot of failed ecosystems; the moon being one, Mars, Venus. There’s evidence of water on Mars and rivers and it didn’t take. Also, we have planets to guard us like Jupiter and Saturn that take the hits of the comets. It is miraculous that we exist on this planet, that it took.

You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don't become stupid!