Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

Mr. Keating: Carpe Diem! Sieze the day!

Things that I see in the future. I see... it could be quite incredible if we can master a few problems, like the air and the water thing might be nice. I see governments dissolving these barriers are all falling down for economic reasons. They're all so interbound.

Sometimes it’s more noble to tell a small lie than to deliver a painful truth.

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole."

Avoid using the word 'very' because it's lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don't use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason boys - to woo women - and in that endeavor, laziness will not do.

We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we're shopper-borrowers.