Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say 'Stop, or I'll say stop again.'

Shooting in New York is the shiznit, if I may be so bold. It was great. New York is a character. People who live here know that.

My preference is live performance. Because you get the feedback. There's an energy. It's live theater. That's why I think actors like that. You know, musicians need it, comedians definitely need it. It doesn't matter what size and what club, whether it's 30 people in the club or 2,000 in a hall or a theater. It's live, it's symbiotic, you need it.

Avoid using the word 'very' because it's lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don't use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason boys - to woo women - and in that endeavor, laziness will not do.

Along with the Oscars, the Academy is giving out a green card.

It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time.