Good people end up in Hell because they can't forgive themselves.

The things we fear the most have already happened to us.

Cross-country running was so beautiful with all the trails and the lake regions ... very physical and also a bit spiritual, where you could come over the mountain and all of a sudden you'd see a Buddhist landscape fog.

Clouds are like boogers hanging on the nostrils of the moon.

You look at the world and see how scary it can be sometimes and still try to deal with the fear. Comedy can deal with the fear and still not paralyze you or tell you that it's going away. You say, OK, you got certain choices here, you can laugh at them and then once you've laughed at them and you have expunged the demon, now you can deal with them. That's what I do when I do my act.

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes

Never go to Pluto, it's a Mickey Mouse planet.