Good people end up in Hell because they can't forgive themselves.

All the new people you meet, it's pretty amazing. The vampire needs new blood. And there is still a lot to learn and there is always great stuff out there. Even mistakes can be wonderful.

Change is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. 'I want it to be the way it was.' But if you continue the way it was there will be no 'is.'

When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like "What? There's no toilet?" Once you get used to high speed you ain't going back

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus.

I thought lacrosse was what you find in la church.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.