When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'
If you can remember the sixties, you weren't there.
You don't need cocaine! There's another way to get real high, and really mess your mind up, it's called marathon running!
Comedy is acting out optimism.
Shooting in New York is the shiznit, if I may be so bold. It was great. New York is a character. People who live here know that.
The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.