The Chinese had accused the Tibetans of being terrorists, which is weird. A Tibetan terrorist is like an Amish hacker. It just doesn't fit.

Freud: If it's not one thing, it's your mother

Cocaine for me was a place to hide. Most people get hyper on coke. It slowed me down. Sometimes it made me paranoid and impotent, but mostly it just made me withdrawn.

You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you'll win, no matter what the outcome.

We're not laughing at you - we're laughing near you

If you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? Carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary.

Texting and driving at the same time is like jerking off and juggling at the same time. Too many balls in the air, if you catch my drift.