What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven't seen before.

You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren't paying attention to.

Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public. Once you step on stage you're licensed to do that. It's an understood relationship. You walk on stage - it's your job.

I've always improvised, and stand-up was this great release. All of a sudden, it was just me and the audience.

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'

There are no rules. Just follow your heart.

You know what music is? God's little reminder that there's something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.