What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven't seen before.

People would say I never censor. As Billy Crystal says, 'I don't have that button.'

Men may have wars, but women have their period. Men go off and kill each other, but women say nasty things, which is even better.

The human spirit is more powerful than any drug - and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them

Mr. Keating: Carpe Diem! Sieze the day!

All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you'll fly like me.