Compassionate conservative, that's like having a gun rack on a Volvo.

Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.

We were romantics. We didn't just read poetry. We let it drip from our tongues like honey. Spirits soared. Women swooned, and gods were created, gentlemen. Not a bad way to spend an evening, eh?

Improv. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, but when it does, it's like open-field running.

Cable is not bound because people pay for it. It's literally a choice, that's the operative word. If you don't like the language, if cocksucker offends you, then turn it off.

I stand upon my desk to remind myself that we must constantly look at things in a different way.

[On creating] And you get that little endorphin buzz, it's great. Why do you think Einstein looked like that? I don't think he was going "You know this is some dynamite weed! It's all relative you know."