I don't have a college degree, and my father didn't have a college degree, so when my son, Zachary, graduated from college, I said, "My boy's got learnin'!"

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard.

There are no rules. Just follow your heart.

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

I was once walking in an airport and a woman came up to me and said, 'Be zany!'. That'd be like walking up to Baryshikov and going, 'Plie! Just do a plie! Do it! Do a releve right now! Lift my wife!'

You're best when you're not in charge. The ego locks the muse.

The only weapon we have is comedy.