I think it's great when stories are dark and strange and weirdly personal.
We're dealing with fundamentalists... the Amish are fundamentalists, but they don't try and hijack a carriage at needlepoint. And, if you're ever in Amish country and you see a man with his hand buried in a horse's ass, that's a mechanic. Remember that.
Comedy pays the bills if I can't find a film.
If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus.
I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
Golf is one of the few sports where a white man can dress like a black pimp and not look bad.