Incoming is not the thing you want to hear at Christmas.
My God, look at the size of this man! Quick! Tell the other villagers we're going back to the boats!
After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes
My comedy is like emotional hang-gliding.
I just want to do movies, and I want to sell them. I don't want to link up with some product.