It is hard to find something where you can go off as much as I do in stand-up, but I think stand-up allows me that freedom where you can really go off and have a good time.

Along with the Oscars, the Academy is giving out a green card.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

I just want to do movies, and I want to sell them. I don't want to link up with some product.

There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.

The idea of being a character who is kind of isolated, I can relate to that.

His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons.