I think it's great when stories are dark and strange and weirdly personal.

The truth is, if anything, I'm probably addicted to laughter.

Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!

In America, they really do mythologize people when they die.

Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.

I met Jonah Lomu. I never knew how huge he was. I felt like a peasant in a Godzilla movie. 'Quickly! Tell the other villagers! We go now!'

Ronald Reagan is the world's largest Muppet.