The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area ?
What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees?
Comedy is acting out optimism.
The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard.
We donโt read and write poetry because itโs cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'