Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
There's no question this is where I want to live. Never has been.
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
Canadian money is also called the loony. How can you take an economic crisis seriously?
I've always improvised, and stand-up was this great release. All of a sudden, it was just me and the audience.