Before the Web, there was just one guy running around saying 'I KNOW!'

We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!

You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.

Explore an idea until you've exhausted it, really go to all the different parameters of it.

Freud: If it's not one thing, it's your mother

You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.'

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.