Before the Web, there was just one guy running around saying 'I KNOW!'

Comedy can be a cathartic way to deal with personal trauma.

Please, don't worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.

On rides you see things that trigger ideas. And most the time it's just not doing anything but riding ... letting it all go.

If you want to die, don't make a mistake and not quite kill yourself because the medical bills in America are hideous.

Texting and driving at the same time is like jerking off and juggling at the same time. Too many balls in the air, if you catch my drift.

I've never had a "hankering" to direct. I can perform, but I can't write on that level. I tend to go off on tangents. Directing also requires a kind of specificity and I don't have it.