I got to ninth grade and there was wrestling, and I went, 'Wait a minute, this is fun.' Basically, it was a chance for a small kid like me to get a chance to wail on another small kid. I went, 'I love this.' The discipline of it was great. Plus, I really started to be good at it.

You're still young. Being a true loser takes years of inaptitude

Along with the Oscars, the Academy is giving out a green card.

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole."

You’ve got to be crazy! It’s too late to be sane, too late. You’ve got to go full tilt bozo... ‘Cause you’re only given a little spark of madness... and if you lose that, you’re nothing

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

Dreams don't deal in time. Time doesn't count.