Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
People would say I never censor. As Billy Crystal says, 'I don't have that button.'
I can be trained, I can actually show you how intelligent I am, I can use a word like delicatessen and know what it means.
But if there's love, dear... those are the ties that bind, and you'll have a family in your heart, forever.
When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
When you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things.