We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.

Gentlemen, haven't we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.

Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.

When you really do find a new idea or you're in and it's all working, that's the gift. It's like a musician when they hit a riff, that's when you're like all right, it's mellow. You back off and just ride it.

The sort of liveliness which increases with age is not far distant from madness.

Texting and driving at the same time is like jerking off and juggling at the same time. Too many balls in the air, if you catch my drift.

On rides you see things that trigger ideas. And most the time it's just not doing anything but riding ... letting it all go.