The truth is, if anything, I'm probably addicted to laughter.

I was once walking in an airport and a woman came up to me and said, 'Be zany!'. That'd be like walking up to Baryshikov and going, 'Plie! Just do a plie! Do it! Do a releve right now! Lift my wife!'

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself.

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material

Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.

Dreams don't deal in time. Time doesn't count.

A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.