The truth is, if anything, I'm probably addicted to laughter.

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus.

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard.

There's a time for daring and there's a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.

You have an internal critic, an internal drive that says, 'OK, you can do more.' Maybe that's what keeps you going.

I love to ride my bike, which is great aerobics, but also just a great time for me to think, so it's like this terrific double bill.

The idea of having a steady job is appealing.