There's this thing called freebasing. It's not free, it costs you your home. It should be called 'homebasing'.

The Chinese had accused the Tibetans of being terrorists, which is weird. A Tibetan terrorist is like an Amish hacker. It just doesn't fit.

I'm an Episcopal, which is Catholic Lite. It's like same religion, half the guilt.

You have an internal critic, an internal drive that says, 'OK, you can do more.' Maybe that's what keeps you going.

For a while you get mad, then you get over it.

Ronald Reagan is the world's largest Muppet.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.