I stopped drinking when I had children because I wanted to be awake and aware. I did not want to be going, you know, daddy loves you and then drop my head on the table. I do not want to miss anything that they do or say. It is important to me.

In America, they really do mythologize people when they die.

With a bike you go from zero to a hundred in terms of mobility.

Texting and driving at the same time is like jerking off and juggling at the same time. Too many balls in the air, if you catch my drift.

A place where we all go can't be bad.

I love kids, but they are a tough audience.

You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.