I stopped drinking when I had children because I wanted to be awake and aware. I did not want to be going, you know, daddy loves you and then drop my head on the table. I do not want to miss anything that they do or say. It is important to me.

I thought lacrosse was what you find in la church.

When you create you get a little endorphin rush. Why do you think Einstein looked like that?

Make your life spectacular, I know I did.

Even mistakes can be wonderful.

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard.