Make your life spectacular, I know I did.

That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well-preserved.

All the new people you meet, it's pretty amazing. The vampire needs new blood. And there is still a lot to learn and there is always great stuff out there. Even mistakes can be wonderful.

If you want to die, don't make a mistake and not quite kill yourself because the medical bills in America are hideous.

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish! Give it up!

Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.