Women are wonderful. They're amazing creatures. You can never learn enough! They're addicting in the most amazing sense.
If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
Carpe per diem - seize the check.
Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!
It doesn't matter who you are, if you've got the legs, you can hang with them.
Gradual school is where you go to school and you gradually find out you don't want to go to school anymore.