Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!

You're best when you're not in charge. The ego locks the muse.

A lot of celebrities golf because they want to be away. For them it's a chance to get away and be peaceful. For me it's peaceful to ride [cycling].

It's been a tough year. . . Someone said I should send out Buddhist thank-you cards since Buddhists believe that anything that challenges you makes you pull yourself together.

There's a world out there. Open a window, and it's there.

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.

The sort of liveliness which increases with age is not far distant from madness.